Talk to Me

talktofinnhudson:

talktopuck replied to your post: What’s your favorite movie of all time and why?

That’s uncool, dude.

… why?

Mel Gibson, man. He’s not the most popular guy at Temple. 

Anonymous asked: You're one of Sam's closest friends right? Make him understand that Mercedes doesn't deserve him!

Yeah, Sam’s my boy. And Mercedes is my girl. Now don’t get me wrong, I think you’re right: Mercedes hasn’t done anything wrong in her life to deserve having to put up with Sam’s goofy nerdness. But here’s the thing, grey-face: if she wants him and he wants her, that’s good enough for me. So why don’t you take a step back?

Anonymous asked: do you want to get married someday?

Hell yeah I want to. Whether I think it’s gonna happen or not, that’s a different story. But definitely. I like being a dad, I’d like it even more if it was for real and not just when someone else gives me permission to go be a dad. I’d like to have a wife someday, and kids. I’d like to do it right.

talktorachelberry asked: [text] Yes, but it can also destroy the lining of your stomach. I think Finn has decided, but you are always more than welcome to continue to efforts. Oh and you say I need to stop the double entendres. You are the master at it today.

Text: The difference between us, Rach, is that I don’t bother trying to cover up my double entendres. You try to play all coy, like no one knows what you’re really talking about. Me? I say ‘just so you all know, brussel sprout means dick.’

talktosebastian:

You should tone it down a little, you know. Unless you want to try brussel sprouts sooner than you’re anticipating.

Hey, at least I know I could totally bag a dude if I was ever interested in trying it. 

talktorachelberry asked: Text: two pots of coffee cannot be healthy! You should try eating something of consequence. He led me to believe the idea was no longer up for discussion. I will be on a little later if you would like to chat.

Text: I’m not all that worried about it stunting my growth at this point. Isn’t that why they say coffee’s bad? Don’t listen to Finn, everything is always up for discussion. Yeah, I’ll probably see you on. 

talktofinnhudson asked: [text] Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm up for it. I'm still just... like my head's not on right y'know? Just gonna be a while I think.

Text: Yeah, no doubt. Don’t worry, I’ll keep distracting you with dirty vegetable metaphors or whatever.

talktoquinnfabray:

talktopuck:

Everything is a metaphor for genitalia, babe.

Maybe for you. Some of us are classier than that.

Being classy is no fun. 

talktoquinnfabray:

talktosantanalopez:

talktopuck:

Quinn shows us again why people think she’s gay.

You try eating a vegetable that you already think is disgusting, and then Puck uses it as a metaphor for genitalia.

Everything is a metaphor for genitalia, babe.

talktofinnhudson:

talktopuck:

Glee’s taught me to be open-minded about stuff, what can I say?

Yeah an on the off-chance your mom invites me over for dinner then makes brussel sprouts (it has happened before), you get to tell her why I can’t eat them without laughing.

I ain’t scared. I really don’t think she’d be all that surprised.